Halfblood Prince of Slytherins' Lair (Song Parody)

Half-Blood Prince of Slyterins' Lair

Tune of Fresh Prince of Bel Air

This is a story all about how

My life got twist-turned upside down, 

And I'd like to take a minute and sit 

     right there: 

'Cuz I'm the Halfblood Prince of 

     Slytherins' lair.

In Midland, England, born and raised,

In a quaint park was where 

      I spent most of my days,

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin'

      all hid—

I'd watch a young witch, Lily, 'n'er sis, 

     a muggle kid. 

I live on Spinner's End, a muggle street—

       no good—

In a low-class crib, in the neighborhood.

My muggle dad, Tobias—a jerk.

       He scares! 

My mum, a Gobstone witch named 

     Prince—She cares!

I left home at eleven, I had no fear 

'n' hopped the Hogwarts train—

My girl, Lily, was here!

Met Sirius and James—

      those jerks are rare!

But I thought, naw, forget it—

        "Yo, freaks! I don't care."

I pulled up to the castle—so glad I'd come! 

Potter makin' eyes at Lily—

"Yo James—kiss my bum!" 

He looked down on me and my greasy

      black hair—

Now I'm the Halfblood Prince of

      Slytherins' lair.